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By:harryk In:Clean



Lawyer Special:

A lawyer sent a text to his another lawyer friend

Lawyer 1: Hey Bro, need your support. She is online and said "I love you". What should I do?

Lawyer 2: First of all take a screenshot, documentation is most important!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Overheard while sitting in a court, after a girl passed by.

Advocate 1: She has a Supreme Court figure.

Advocate 2: What do you mean?

Advocate 1: No Appeal!


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By:harryk In:Clean



A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"

"Sure do," replied the bartender.

"Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce such a beautiful and lovely wife?

Husband: Look at my shoe, it is also beautiful but only the wearer knows how much it pinches!


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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



"You've been convicted 5 times of this offence - aren't you ashamed to own to that?"

"No, your honour. I don't think one ought to be ashamed of his convictions!"


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



What is a contingent fee?

If the lawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing;

And if the lawyer does win it, you get nothing!


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By:admin In:Clean



Lawyer: the larval stage of a politician!


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By:admin In:Clean



When lawyers die, why are they buried in holes 20 feet deep?
Because deep down, they're all nice guys.


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By:admin In:Clean



Lawyer: Why do you want a divorce?
Woman: Every time I sit on my husband's lap, he starts dictating!


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By:admin In:Clean



Woman: My husband has flat feet. Is that grounds for divorce?
Lawyer: Not unless his feet visit the wrong flat.


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By:admin In:Clean



Lawyer: You want a divorce because your husband is careless about his appearance?
Woman: Yes, he hasn't showed up in 18 months!


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By:admin In:Clean



Lawyer: What did your husband do before you divorced him?
Woman: A lot of things I didn't know about!


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By:admin In:Clean



Lawyers talk how doctors write!


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By:admin In:Clean



Lawyer: You say you're divorcing your husband for health reasons?
Woman: Yes, I'm sick of him!


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By:admin In:Clean



It's better to have loved and lost, than to have won and paid a lump sum to a lawyer!


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By:Pinda Bhullar In:Special SMS


ਰੱਬਾ ਐਨੀ ਕ
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Tags : ( Other SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 328
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By:Raghavendra In:Love - Romantic SMS


Ye pRomise h humaRa,
na chhodenge kabhi saath tumhaRa,
jo gaye tum hume bhool kaR,
Le aayenge pakad kaR haath tumhaRa..


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 164
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By:JaTT In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Log Kehete Hai Ki Dukh Bura Hota Hai,
Jab Aata Hai Tab Rulata Hai.
Magar, Hum Kehete Hai Ki,
Dukh Accha Hai,
Jab Aata Hai
Tab Apno Ki Yaad Lata Hai.


Tags : ( Nice Saying SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:harryk In:Shayari SMS


Tumse dur jane ka irada na tha ,
sada sath rehne ka bhi vaada na tha,
Tum yaad na kroge ye jante the hum,
Par itni jaldi bhul jaoge aandaja na tha…


Tags : ( Love Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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