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By:harryk In:Clean



Jeeto: Suno Ji Jab Hamaari Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Thi Toh Jab Main Khana Bana Kar Laati Thi To Tum Khud Kam Khaate The, Mujhe Zyada Khilate The!

Santa: Toh?

Jeeto: Toh Ab Aisa Kyon Nahi Karte?

Santa: Kyonki Ab Tum Achha Khana Banana Seekh Gayi Ho!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Jeeto: Why are you so sad?

Preeto: Last night, my husband was on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Jeeto: Why are you so sad?

Preeto: Last night, my husband was on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life.


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By:HARISH MAKWANA In:Clean



Jeeto checked Santa's mobile and found all girls numbers saved in the following order:

New Bird

Neighbour Bird

Old Bird

Upstair Bird

Hospital Bird

Insurance Bird

College Bird

Super Market Bird

Finally she checked her number and it was saved as 'Angry Bird'!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Jeeto: Preeto's pet dog has been run over; she'll be heartbroken.

Santa: Don't tell her abruptly.

Jeeto: No, I'll begin by saying - it's her husband!


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By:Shahensha Bacchan In:Clean



Preeto sarcastically to Jeeto at some party: OMG! You wore this same suit the other day at Mrs Sharma's.

Jeeto: Yeah! Well... in our house, we have this amazing thing called washing machine!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Santa: You're simply wasting your time. You'll never succeed in making that dog obey you.

Jeeto: Nonsense... it's only a matter of patience. I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!


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By:paresh In:Clean



Jeeto: Param could have married anybody she pleased.

Preeto: Then why is she still single?

Jeeto: She never pleased anybody!


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By:vip saini In:Clean



Jeeto: I was in a very generous mood today. I gave a poor beggar 500 rupees.

Preeto: That's a lot of money to give away. What did your husband say about it?

Jeeto: He said, "Thank you"!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Pinky: Mom, I want some fresh air. Can I go for a walk?

Jeeto: Yes, but tell your fresh air to drop you home by 9 PM!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Santa came home, and he saw car in the living room.

Santa to his wife, How did you get the car in here?"

Jeeto: Easy. I took a right at the kitchen!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Traffic Cop: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?

Jeeto: I'm just as confused as you are!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Pappu was climbing a very tall tree.

Her mother scoldingly, "Get off that tree immediately."

However, Pappu ignored her.

Jeeto: Well, if you break your leg, don't come running to me!


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By:admin In:Clean



Santa: When I die, I'm going to leave everything to you.
Jeeto: You do anyway, you lazy bum!


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By:admin In:Clean



Santa to Jeeto in a restaurant, ""A scientist says that what we eat we become"".
Jeeto after seizing the menu, ""Let's order something rich""!


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By:UMESH SINGH YADAV In:Shayari SMS


Kaun Kehta Hai Ishq Me Bas Ikraar Hota Hai
Kaun Kehta Hai Ishq Me Bas Inkaar Hota Hai,
Tanhai Ko Tum Bebasi Ka Naam Na Do,
Kyunki Ishq Ka Doosra Naam Hi Intezaar Hota Hai…


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By:JaTT In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Log Kehete Hai Ki Dukh Bura Hota Hai,
Jab Aata Hai Tab Rulata Hai.
Magar, Hum Kehete Hai Ki,
Dukh Accha Hai,
Jab Aata Hai
Tab Apno Ki Yaad Lata Hai.


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By:shaikh In:Language SMS


Namaz Me Apni Nazrein Aasman Ki
Taraf Na Uthaye ….
» Hadees : Anas Bin Malik (Razi Allahu
Anhu) Se Riwayat Hai Ki, Rasool’Aallah ﷺ (Sallallahu Alaihay Wasallam) Ne
Farmaya,
“Logo Ko Kya Hua Hai Jo Namaz Me Apni
Nazrein Aasman Ki Taraf Uthatey Hain?,
Aap ﷺ (Sallallahu Alaihay Wasallam) Ne Iss Baat Se Nihayat Sakhti Se Roka,
Yahan Tak Ki Aap ﷺ (Sallallahu Alaihay Wasallam) Ne Farmaya Ki, Log Iss Harkat
Se Baaz Aa Jaye Warna Unki Aankhon Ki
Beenaii (Eye Sight) Le Li Jayegi”.
- (Sahih Bukhari, Vol 1, 750)


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Shayari SMS


Raja. o golu ye cards le aur aapne muhalleme sare friends ko bant de
golu. ye kya hai
raja. meri shadike cards
golune pure mohalleme card bant diye liekin kishinebhi puncha to golu kahta ye rajaki barbadike card hai


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