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By:harryk In:Clean



Jeeto: Suno Ji Jab Hamaari Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Thi Toh Jab Main Khana Bana Kar Laati Thi To Tum Khud Kam Khaate The, Mujhe Zyada Khilate The!

Santa: Toh?

Jeeto: Toh Ab Aisa Kyon Nahi Karte?

Santa: Kyonki Ab Tum Achha Khana Banana Seekh Gayi Ho!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Jeeto: Why are you so sad?

Preeto: Last night, my husband was on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Jeeto: Why are you so sad?

Preeto: Last night, my husband was on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life.


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By:HARISH MAKWANA In:Clean



Jeeto checked Santa's mobile and found all girls numbers saved in the following order:

New Bird

Neighbour Bird

Old Bird

Upstair Bird

Hospital Bird

Insurance Bird

College Bird

Super Market Bird

Finally she checked her number and it was saved as 'Angry Bird'!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Jeeto: Preeto's pet dog has been run over; she'll be heartbroken.

Santa: Don't tell her abruptly.

Jeeto: No, I'll begin by saying - it's her husband!


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By:Shahensha Bacchan In:Clean



Preeto sarcastically to Jeeto at some party: OMG! You wore this same suit the other day at Mrs Sharma's.

Jeeto: Yeah! Well... in our house, we have this amazing thing called washing machine!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Santa: You're simply wasting your time. You'll never succeed in making that dog obey you.

Jeeto: Nonsense... it's only a matter of patience. I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!


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By:paresh In:Clean



Jeeto: Param could have married anybody she pleased.

Preeto: Then why is she still single?

Jeeto: She never pleased anybody!


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By:vip saini In:Clean



Jeeto: I was in a very generous mood today. I gave a poor beggar 500 rupees.

Preeto: That's a lot of money to give away. What did your husband say about it?

Jeeto: He said, "Thank you"!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Pinky: Mom, I want some fresh air. Can I go for a walk?

Jeeto: Yes, but tell your fresh air to drop you home by 9 PM!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Santa came home, and he saw car in the living room.

Santa to his wife, How did you get the car in here?"

Jeeto: Easy. I took a right at the kitchen!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Traffic Cop: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?

Jeeto: I'm just as confused as you are!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Pappu was climbing a very tall tree.

Her mother scoldingly, "Get off that tree immediately."

However, Pappu ignored her.

Jeeto: Well, if you break your leg, don't come running to me!


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By:admin In:Clean



Santa: When I die, I'm going to leave everything to you.
Jeeto: You do anyway, you lazy bum!


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By:admin In:Clean



Santa to Jeeto in a restaurant, ""A scientist says that what we eat we become"".
Jeeto after seizing the menu, ""Let's order something rich""!


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By:simran kaur In:Shayari SMS


Tussi Hasde Yo Sanu Hasaan Vaaste
Tussi Rone Yo Saanu Rovaan Vaaste
Ek Vaar Rus Ke Ta Vekho Sohneyo
Marr Javange Tuhanu Manaan Vaaste.


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By:lovey saini In:Clean


Dear Boys,

Kitchen has 'He' in it.

So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately.

Sincerely,

Girls!


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By:JaTT In:


Sadness and darkness are natural cousins. Since ancient times, people have worn black to express their grief. Happiness is attracted to sunshine and depression to darkness. There is a certain romance in darkness and melancholy. There is something mysterious about that which is hidden and unknown. Dark poems may seek to romanticize sadness and depression. Other dark poems are simply poems about sad subjects. The poem "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe is an example of a delightfully spooky dark poem. There is much room for creativity in this genre.


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By:Mr.waraich(Great) In:Love - Romantic SMS


Aapki yaad ka jaam hum har pal piya krte hai,aap hme yaad kre ja na kre lekin hum to aapki yaad ke sahare hi ziya krte hai.......great


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