Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening!
Word of the day:
Exhaustipated - Just too tired to give a shit!
It must be difficult to post inspirational tweets when your blood type is B Negative.
February is just 29 days.
It still managed to have 5 Mondays. What a sad month!
If you think money can't buy happiness then maybe you are using it wrong!
Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches... it's more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today, might burn your a** tomorrow!
Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on - "How to use the internet?", while a young boy Googles, "How to read a book?"!
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you are on the job.
Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it!
Cell phones bring you closer to person far from you.
But it takes you away from the ones sitting next to you!
Philosophy - The questions that may never be answered.
Religion - The answers that must never be questioned
Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for one day;
Just to see how awesome it is to hang out with me!
No matter how late I reach my bed,
'I have to spend at least one hour on my phone to settle down and sleep calmly!'
Work until your bank balance look like your phone number (with country code).
I don't need anger management, other people just need to be less stupid!