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By:harryk In:Clean



I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!


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By:harryk In:Clean



In other countries dogs are known as dogs, but in India dogs are known as...

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Dekh Tera Bhai Ja Raha Hai!


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By:majid5 In:Clean



Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Sorry I didn't text you back;

Because my phone recognized your number!


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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean



May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Talking about me behind my back?

That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours!


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By:Bill Singh Kondal In:Clean



I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!


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By:harryk In:Clean



A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing 'Who is best'?

Cow: I give milk.

Camel: I move heavy loads.

Donkey:.....

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What are you waiting for, say something about yourself!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



No Calls

No Messages

No Letters

No Visits

No Missed Calls

I'm really worried - Kya Hua Zoo Walon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?


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By:navdeep In:Clean



Most people have 5 senses.

But you are blessed with 6 senses.

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NON-SENSE!


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By:Deepak singh kashyap In:Clean



Promise me we are true friends,

I am lamp you are light;

I am Coke you are Sprite.

I am Sawan you are Badal;

I am Normal you are Pagal.

I am Water you are Tanki;

I am Tarzan you are Monkey!


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By:muktikanta shial In:Clean



Don't yell at me to "get a grip" unless you mean around your neck!


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS


Aajnbi bhi banjate hai rishtedar Aagar kuch pas hota !!
ye garibi tod deti hai rishta jo rishtabhi khas hota !! .............whtsaap..9765906285


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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Usaki yaad me yuhi jiya karenge.
Gum bardash nahi hoga to sarab bhi piya karenge.
Agar marr bhi gaye usaki yaad me to khuda kasam.
Yamraj ke mobile se usake mobile pe message kiya karenge.

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By:SACHIN SAINI In:Jokes SMS


एक बार पोल्ट्री के व्यापार में घाटा होने के बाद संता ने सभी मुर्गियों से कहा;

संता: "कल जिसने भी दो से कम अंडे दिए मैं उसे गोली से उड़ा दूंगा!

अगली सुबह संता जब वापस पोल्ट्री फॉर्म आया तो उसने देखा की सभी मुर्गियों ने दो-दो अंडे दिए हुए थे, बस एक ने मात्र एक अंडा दिया हुआ था!

यह देख संता ने कड़क आवाज़ में उस से पूछा, "तुमने सिर्फ एक अंडा क्यों दिया क्या तुम्हे याद नहीं मैंने क्या कहा था"?

जैसे ही संता की बात खत्म हुई सामने से जवाब आया," साहब यह एक अंडा भी मौत के डर से दिया है वर्ना मैं तो मुर्गा हूं!


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By:JaTT In:Love - Romantic SMS


Hamari Aankh Me Apna Kabhi Didar Kar Lena
Chhipe He Dard Sine Me Unhe Swikar Kar Lena
Tarsate He Ham Kitna,
Teri Chahat Ko Janeman Samajh Pao Kabhi Hamko,
To Bas Miss Call Kar Dena.


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