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By:harryk In:Clean



I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!


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By:harryk In:Clean



In other countries dogs are known as dogs, but in India dogs are known as...

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Dekh Tera Bhai Ja Raha Hai!


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By:majid5 In:Clean



Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Sorry I didn't text you back;

Because my phone recognized your number!


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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean



May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Talking about me behind my back?

That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours!


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By:Bill Singh Kondal In:Clean



I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!


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By:harryk In:Clean



A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing 'Who is best'?

Cow: I give milk.

Camel: I move heavy loads.

Donkey:.....

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What are you waiting for, say something about yourself!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



No Calls

No Messages

No Letters

No Visits

No Missed Calls

I'm really worried - Kya Hua Zoo Walon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?


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By:navdeep In:Clean



Most people have 5 senses.

But you are blessed with 6 senses.

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NON-SENSE!


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By:Deepak singh kashyap In:Clean



Promise me we are true friends,

I am lamp you are light;

I am Coke you are Sprite.

I am Sawan you are Badal;

I am Normal you are Pagal.

I am Water you are Tanki;

I am Tarzan you are Monkey!


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By:muktikanta shial In:Clean



Don't yell at me to "get a grip" unless you mean around your neck!


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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Palkon Ke milane se ye yehsas hota hai.
Dost ke bina jivan udas hota hai.
Umar ho tumhari sitaron se lambi.
Kyunki tum jaisa dost har kisi ke pass kaha hota hai.
By-S.S.Gupta


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By:Sanjeev Soni In:Jokes SMS


Sanjeev (hiimsanjeev@yahoo.co.in)

4 लडकियाँ
एक साथ बैठ के
बोल सकती है की
-तेरा भाई
मस्त दिखता है।
पहचान तो करा दे !

पर
4 लड़के
एक साथ बैठ के
कभी नहीं बोल सकेंगे की
-तेरी बहन
मस्त सुंदर है ,
पहचान करा दे ।

ये होते है
लडको के संस्कार ,
जो सिर्फ
लडको में ,
देखने को मिलते है।

PROUD TO BE A MALE.


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By:Billa Jatt In:


Duje nu hassan lai ap khud roya.
Duje di khushi lai ap har roj navi maut mareya.
Ap dukh jhal ke duje nu sukh dita ..
asi sareya de hoe par saada koi v na hoya….


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By:JaTT In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


boy :"can i hold your hand ?
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Girl:"no"
Boy : "why?
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Girl:"because it hurts when
you leave it
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boy : baap re.....................
i'm acting but she is
overacting


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