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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.

Boy: Woh Dekh Tere Papa!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 124
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Ek Ladki Ke Mana Karne Pe Itna Dukh Nahi Hota, Jitna Ek Dost Ke Yeh Kehne Pe Hota Hai Ki...

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Yaar, Aaj Rehne De Kal Piyenge!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 280
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By:jatinder Bhopal In:Clean



Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Betahasha Gyaan Milta Hai.

Lekin Samajh Mein Nahi Aata, Yeh Gyaan Istmaal Kab Karna Hai... Saara Samay Toh Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Hi Nikal Jaata Hai!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 232
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By:Jovan King In:Clean



Kisi Ne 10th, +2, B.A., Ya B.Com.-B.Tech Mein Pass Hona Ho Ya Kisi Ko Pass Karvana Ho To Mujhe Rs. 20000/- Ke Saath Apna Roll Number Bhej Do...

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Main Aardas Karunga!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 364
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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean



Indian family loves and care for each other in every moment.

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Bimaar Ek Hota Hai Aur Khichdi Poora Ghar Khaata Hai!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 284
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Agar Girlfriend Hai To Valentine Day;

Agar Biwi Hai To Mahavir Jayanti;

Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti;

Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 224
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By:manpreet singh In:Clean



Whatsapp Aur Facebook Pe Betahasha Gyaan Milta Hai.

Lekin Samajh Mein Nahi Aata, Yeh Gyaan Istmaal Kab Karna Hai... Saara Samay Toh Whatsapp Aur Facebook Pe Hi Nikal Jaata Hai!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 248
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By:RAJU MAJI In:Clean



Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchi Nazar Se;

Kasam Khuda Ki Madhosh Ho Gaye Hum;

Par Jab Pata Chala Nazar Parmanant Tirchi Hai;

Toh Wahi Khade-Khade Behosh Ho Gaye Hum!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 248
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By:Amit Khatta In:Clean



Agar Aap Se Koi Flirt Kare To Sahyog Dijiye, Kyonki...

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10 Saal Baad Aapko Koi Ghaas Nahi Daalega!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 260
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Very effective threat by wife in new style:

Tum Jitna Time Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter Ko Doge, Main Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal Ko Dungi!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 208
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By:harryk In:Clean



Maine Kal Socha Sharab Chhod Dun, Phir Yaad Aaya Ki...

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Nashe Mein Faisla Lena Theek Nahi!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 248
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Girlfriend: Mujhe Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho.

Boyfriend: Kutti, Kamini, Zaleel, I Love You. Mujhse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Nagin, Ab To Haan Kar De Chudail!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 264
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Optimist - The glass is half full.

Pessimist - The glass is half empty.

Indian Mother - Yeh Paani Ka Jhootha Glass Kisne Rakha, Yahan?


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 204
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Modern Mehmangiri:

When guests visit your home, you should be a good host and ask "Kya lenge, Chai, Cold Drink Ya...

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Wi-Fi Password?"


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 304
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Girlfriend: Hi Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Boyfriend: Paise Jod Raha Hun.

Girlfriend: Aaaaawww, I Know Mere New Phone Ke Liye Aap Paise Jod Rahe Ho Na Baby, How sweet of you Muaah!

Boyfriend: 10 Rupaye Ka Note Phat Geya Hai, Usko Jod Raha Hun Tape Laga Ke!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 372
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Most Liked in Hinglish Sub-Category


By:JaTT In:Language SMS


ੴ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ੴ

☬ SatguRu naNak PaRGateyA Mitti DhuNd JaG chaaNan HoyA ☬

ੴ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ੴ

ਆਪ ਜੀ ਨੂੰ ਅਤੇ ਆਪ ਜੀ ਦੇ ਸਾਰੇ ਪਰਿਵਾਰ ਨੂੰ "ਧੰਨ ਧੰਨ ਸ਼੍ਰੀ ਗੁਰੂ ਨਾਨਕ ਦੇਵ ਜੀ" ਦੇ ਪ੍ਰਕਾਸ਼ ਪੁਰਬ ਦੀ ਲੱਖ ਲੱਖ ਵਧਾਈ ਹੋਵੇ ਜੀ !!
ਪ੍ਰਮਾਤਮਾ ਆਪ ਜੀ ਨੂੰ ਸਦਾ ਚੜਦੀ ਕਲਾ ਚ' ਰੱਖੇ !!!


Tags : ( Punjabi SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 784
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By:admin In: Story SMS


""3 dosto ki Kahani""

1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.

Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin

Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:

Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga.


Tags : ( Dosti Story SMS ) - SMS Length: 752
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By:admin In:Jokes SMS


एक बार पोल्ट्री के व्यापार में घाटा होने के बाद संता ने सभी मुर्गियों से कहा;

संता: "कल जिसने भी दो से कम अंडे दिए मैं उसे गोली से उड़ा दूंगा!

अगली सुबह संता जब वापस पोल्ट्री फॉर्म आया तो उसने देखा की सभी मुर्गियों ने दो-दो अंडे दिए हुए थे, बस एक ने मात्र एक अंडा दिया हुआ था!

यह देख संता ने कड़क आवाज़ में उस से पूछा, "तुमने सिर्फ एक अंडा क्यों दिया क्या तुम्हे याद नहीं मैंने क्या कहा था"?

जैसे ही संता की बात खत्म हुई सामने से जवाब आया," साहब यह एक अंडा भी मौत के डर से दिया है वर्ना मैं तो मुर्गा हूं!


Tags : ( Hindi Jokes(Santa Banta) ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 1760
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By:SukhChaın SınGh In:Shayari SMS


Bus ik zara khayal is dosti ka tha,
Warna bohat gila teri berukhi ka tha,
Mujhko laga mai b teri zindgi men hoon,
Per ye to koi dhoka meri saadgi ka tha… <3


Tags : ( Sad Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 212
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