Girl and Boy
Boy: Do you think my salary is sufficient if we get married?
Girl: Of course, it will be sufficient for me... but how will you survive?
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
Girl: Why do you follow me all the time?
Boy: Because, when I was kid, my parents always used to say "Keep following your dreams untill you get them"!
She: Why didn't you call me?
He: I met with an accident.
He: I also met my Grandma, but I texted you!
Girl: Mujhe iPhone Lena Hai.
Boy: To Le Lo.
Girl: Kaun Si Company Ka Lun?
Boy: Patanjali Ka Le... Us Mein Virus Aur Bacteria Nahi Hote!
Boy: What do you like in me?
Girl: People change with time but you didn't.
Girl: You were jobless when I met you and you're still jobless!
On first Date:
Boy: Kya Logi, Beer?
Girl: Main Nahi Peeti.
Boy: To Phir Cold-drink?
Girl: Mera Matlab Main Beer Nahi Peeti, Whiskey Le Lungi!
Ladki: Tum Kab Tak Mere Sath Rehna Chahte Ho?
Ladke Ne Apna Ek Aansu Samandar Mein Giraya Aur Bola Jab Tak Tum Yeh Na Dhoond Lo.
Yeh Sunn Ke Samandar Buhut Bhovak Hokar Bola, "Saale Itni Drame Baziyaan Kahan Se Seekhte Ho?"
Boy: Tum Mujhe Pyaar Karti Ho?
Girl: Yes Baby!
Boy: But Tumhein Toh Meri Koi Parwah Hi Nahi!
Girl: Pyaar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwah Nahi Karte!
Boy: I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
Girl: I have a sandal, you have a face. Think of the casualties!
Girl: Tum Bohot Besharam Ho
Boy: Wo To Main Bachpan Se Hi Hu, Main To Paida Bhi Nanga Hi Hua Tha...
Boys Always Rock...
Boy: You're like a coin.
Girl: Awwww, valuable?
Boy: No, two faced!
GF: Jaanu, Kitna Acha Mausam Hai Chalo Kahin Long Drive Pe Chalte Hain?
BF: Theek Hai Petrol Tu Dalwa Dena Aaj!
GF: Waise Chhodo Kya Karenge Jaa Kar! Yahin Samose Khate Hain..
Boy: Why don't you had a boyfriend yet?
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, Why don't you had a girlfriend?
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet!
Girls take 3 days to judge a boy and in case of boys...
1 Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar?
2 Second: By God Mast Hai Yaar!
3 Second: Bhai Mujhe To Pyaar Ho Geya Isse