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Girl and Boy

By:harryk In:Clean



Boy: Do you think my salary is sufficient if we get married?

Girl: Of course, it will be sufficient for me... but how will you survive?


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 192
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Boy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 120
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By:kanika sharma In:Clean



Girl: Why do you follow me all the time?

Boy: Because, when I was kid, my parents always used to say "Keep following your dreams untill you get them"!


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 212
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By:harryk In:Clean



She: Why didn't you call me?

He: I met with an accident.

She: So?

He: I also met my Grandma, but I texted you!


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 184
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Girl: Mujhe iPhone Lena Hai.

Boy: To Le Lo.

Girl: Kaun Si Company Ka Lun?

Boy: Patanjali Ka Le... Us Mein Virus Aur Bacteria Nahi Hote!


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 216
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Boy: What do you like in me?

Girl: People change with time but you didn't.

Boy: How?

Girl: You were jobless when I met you and you're still jobless!


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:harryk In:Clean



On first Date:

Boy: Kya Logi, Beer?

Girl: Main Nahi Peeti.

Boy: To Phir Cold-drink?

Girl: Mera Matlab Main Beer Nahi Peeti, Whiskey Le Lungi!


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:preetlove In:Clean



Ladki: Tum Kab Tak Mere Sath Rehna Chahte Ho?

Ladke Ne Apna Ek Aansu Samandar Mein Giraya Aur Bola Jab Tak Tum Yeh Na Dhoond Lo.

Yeh Sunn Ke Samandar Buhut Bhovak Hokar Bola, "Saale Itni Drame Baziyaan Kahan Se Seekhte Ho?"


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 328
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Boy: Tum Mujhe Pyaar Karti Ho?

Girl: Yes Baby!

Boy: But Tumhein Toh Meri Koi Parwah Hi Nahi!

Girl: Pyaar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwah Nahi Karte!


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Boy: I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.

Girl: I have a sandal, you have a face. Think of the casualties!


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 196
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Girl: Tum Bohot Besharam Ho

Boy: Wo To Main Bachpan Se Hi Hu, Main To Paida Bhi Nanga Hi Hua Tha...

Boys Always Rock...


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 184
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By:harryk In:Clean



Boy: You're like a coin.

Girl: Awwww, valuable?

Boy: No, two faced!


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 116
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By:firozkhan In:Clean



GF: Jaanu, Kitna Acha Mausam Hai Chalo Kahin Long Drive Pe Chalte Hain?

BF: Theek Hai Petrol Tu Dalwa Dena Aaj!

GF: Waise Chhodo Kya Karenge Jaa Kar! Yahin Samose Khate Hain..


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 260
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Boy: Why don't you had a boyfriend yet?

Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, Why don't you had a girlfriend?

Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet!


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 256
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By:harryk In:Clean



Girls take 3 days to judge a boy and in case of boys...

1 Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar?

2 Second: By God Mast Hai Yaar!

3 Second: Bhai Mujhe To Pyaar Ho Geya Isse


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 252
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By:harryk In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Be my vallentine i am sending you this valentine wish with hugs and kissess ,too ; cause there,s a place here in my neart that,s mad for only you!!!!!!!!!!


Tags : ( Love Saying SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 208
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By:JaTT In:Festival SMS


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"DEKHI MERI YAARI SABSE PEHLE BAAZI MAARI.


Tags : ( Diwali SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 160
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By:harryk In:Clean


Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon.

Santa: Haan To?

Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha, Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath.

Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya. Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya!


Tags : ( Pappu ) - SMS Length: 376
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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean


Always dream with your eyes wide open;

And always look back with eyes closed!


Tags : ( Wise Words ) - SMS Length: 116
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