A girl was sitting on a park bench.
Beggar: Hi sweetheart.
Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?
Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?
It's OK if some people don't like you... because everybody doesn't have a good taste!
Meanwhile, Alia Bhatt called up a Jat Bhai and told him that they can try Tatkal if they are not getting reservations!
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!
Somedays I feel like running away.
Then I remember how much I hate running!
Question in 'Computer Exam': "Progaram Kise Kehte Hain?"
Awesome answer: "Jo Sham Ko Doston Ke Saath Banaya Jaata Hai!"
Boy: My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.
Teacher: You must be Kidding?
Boy: No, that is my brother. I am Joking!
Women wear Mangalsutra/Sindoor to show they're married.
Men carry 'Tupperware' lunch boxes into the office to show they are married!
The difference between 'Girlfriend' and 'Girl Friend' is that little space in between we call the 'Friend Zone'!
Thought of the day:
If false praises works on her, keep your true emotions at safe distance!
Bunty: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Bunty: She says I'm childish.
Pappu: So how did you cope up?
Bunty: I took a deep breath calmed down, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away!
A clean house at times is an after effect of broken crockery!
Mom: Where are you going?
Me: Today is Valentine's Day, hope you know.
Me: Toh Bas, Couples Pe Lathi Charge Karne Ja Raha Hun!
Two types of people who can't sleep early at night:
1. Those who are in love
2. Those who have good internet connection
I hate when I'm about to hug someone really awesome, and my face hits the mirror!