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By:harryk In:Clean



A girl was sitting on a park bench.

Beggar: Hi sweetheart.

Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?

Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



It's OK if some people don't like you... because everybody doesn't have a good taste!


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By:Taran Assi In:Clean



Meanwhile, Alia Bhatt called up a Jat Bhai and told him that they can try Tatkal if they are not getting reservations!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 160
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!


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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean



Somedays I feel like running away.

Then I remember how much I hate running!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Question in 'Computer Exam': "Progaram Kise Kehte Hain?"

Awesome answer: "Jo Sham Ko Doston Ke Saath Banaya Jaata Hai!"


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 172
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By:harryk In:Clean



Boy: My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.

Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that is my brother. I am Joking!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Women wear Mangalsutra/Sindoor to show they're married.

Men carry 'Tupperware' lunch boxes into the office to show they are married!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 188
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



The difference between 'Girlfriend' and 'Girl Friend' is that little space in between we call the 'Friend Zone'!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Thought of the day:

If false praises works on her, keep your true emotions at safe distance!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 136
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Bunty: My girlfriend broke up with me.

Pappu: Why?

Bunty: She says I'm childish.

Pappu: So how did you cope up?

Bunty: I took a deep breath calmed down, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 320
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By:harryk In:Clean



A clean house at times is an after effect of broken crockery!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Mom: Where are you going?

Me: Today is Valentine's Day, hope you know.

Mom: Toh?

Me: Toh Bas, Couples Pe Lathi Charge Karne Ja Raha Hun!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Two types of people who can't sleep early at night:

1. Those who are in love

2. Those who have good internet connection


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



I hate when I'm about to hug someone really awesome, and my face hits the mirror!


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By:harryk In:Greetings SMS


A Smile Is The Lighting System Of The Face,
Cooling System Of Head And
Healing System Of Heart.
So Keep Smiling All Day.
Have A Nice Day!!!


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS


Aajnbi bhi banjate hai rishtedar Aagar kuch pas hota !!
ye garibi tod deti hai rishta jo rishtabhi khas hota !! .............whtsaap..9765906285


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 196
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By:JaTT In:Festival SMS


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------;-)DI
-------;-)WALI
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"DEKHI MERI YAARI SABSE PEHLE BAAZI MAARI.


Tags : ( Diwali SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 160
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By:lovey saini In:Clean


Dear Boys,

Kitchen has 'He' in it.

So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately.

Sincerely,

Girls!


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