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By:harryk In:Clean



A girl was sitting on a park bench.

Beggar: Hi sweetheart.

Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?

Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



It's OK if some people don't like you... because everybody doesn't have a good taste!


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By:Taran Assi In:Clean



Meanwhile, Alia Bhatt called up a Jat Bhai and told him that they can try Tatkal if they are not getting reservations!


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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!


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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean



Somedays I feel like running away.

Then I remember how much I hate running!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Question in 'Computer Exam': "Progaram Kise Kehte Hain?"

Awesome answer: "Jo Sham Ko Doston Ke Saath Banaya Jaata Hai!"


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By:harryk In:Clean



Boy: My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.

Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that is my brother. I am Joking!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Women wear Mangalsutra/Sindoor to show they're married.

Men carry 'Tupperware' lunch boxes into the office to show they are married!


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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



The difference between 'Girlfriend' and 'Girl Friend' is that little space in between we call the 'Friend Zone'!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Thought of the day:

If false praises works on her, keep your true emotions at safe distance!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Bunty: My girlfriend broke up with me.

Pappu: Why?

Bunty: She says I'm childish.

Pappu: So how did you cope up?

Bunty: I took a deep breath calmed down, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away!


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By:harryk In:Clean



A clean house at times is an after effect of broken crockery!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Mom: Where are you going?

Me: Today is Valentine's Day, hope you know.

Mom: Toh?

Me: Toh Bas, Couples Pe Lathi Charge Karne Ja Raha Hun!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Two types of people who can't sleep early at night:

1. Those who are in love

2. Those who have good internet connection


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



I hate when I'm about to hug someone really awesome, and my face hits the mirror!


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By:ashish kumar chakravarti In:


dil ki khvahis ko kya nam du .

pyar ka use paigam kya du .

iss dil me dard nahi yade hain tumhari .

ab yaden hi dard de to use iljam kya du ...

(ashish kumar chakravarti)+++++++


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By:sukhjinder singh In:


Geele Kagaz Ki Tarha Hai Zindagi Apni,

Koi Jalata Bhi Nahi, Koi Bahata Bhi Nahi,

Iss Qadar Akele Hain Dil Ki Raaho Mein,

...Koi Satata Bhi Nahi, Koi Manata Bhi Nahi.


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By:Raghavendra In:Love - Romantic SMS


Ek khubsurat dil hazaar khubsurat chehru
se khubsurat hota hai
hamesha life main khubsurat chehry
ki bajaye khubsurat dil dekho
......


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 188
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By:Loveleet Singh In:


Kyu chahkar bhi tumhe bhula nahi pate hai,
Chahte hai tumhe par tumhari, chahato ko nhi pate hai,
Magte hai khuda se jitna tumhe,
Tum utne hi dur chale jate,
Tum khush ho hamse nafrat karkar,
Hame khushi hoti h tumhe khush dekhkar,
Bas isilie ham tumhari nafrat sahte chale jate hai.


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