Please help the homeless.
Take me home with you!
Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection!
I really want you to be my Facebook password!
A Girlfriend is temporary but an ex-Girlfriend is for Lifetime!
An excellence view:
I loved someone truly, but he broke my heart into pieces,
Now every piece of my heart loves someone, and people call me a FLIRT!
'U' has been my favouite vowel in the game of Scrabble. No wonder, I love 'U'!
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold that for you!
I wish that I was what you wanted!
Do you like me as I am?
Or should I pray God to improve your taste!
7 billion smiles and yours is my favourite!
Your eyes speak a language that my mind can read and my heart understands!
If life was supposed to be easy, I wouldn't be sitting here trying to figure out ways to get you to fall in love with me!
Don't make me wait just because you know I will!
No matter how happily married a woman may be, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not!
Every time my phone rings, I breathe in slowly and pray that it's you...
Calling to say - I miss you!