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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Santa: Every time I have a cup of tea, I get a sharp pain in my right eye. What should I do, Doctor?

Doctor: Take the spoon out of your cup!


Tags : ( Doctors ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:Hemant Suthar In:Clean



One quarter of what we eat keeps us alive. The other three quarters keep our doctors alive!


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By:Hemant Suthar In:Clean



Why are dentists always broke?

Because they live from hand to mouth!


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By:admin In:Clean



A man to doctor, "Is there any medicine for long life?"
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts.


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By:admin In:Clean



Doctor: Madam, your cheque came back.
Woman: So did my arthritis!


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By:admin In:Clean



Some doctors charge so much, they should be called Feesycians!


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By:admin In:Clean



A man to doctor, "Is there any medicine for long life?"
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts.


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By:admin In:Clean



Doctor: Madam, your cheque came back.
Woman: So did my arthritis!


Tags : ( Doctors ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 96
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By:admin In:Clean



Some doctors charge so much, they should be called Feesycians!


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By:admin In:Clean



A man to doctor, "Is there any medicine for long life?"
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts.


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By:admin In:Clean



Doctor: Madam, your cheque came back.
Woman: So did my arthritis!


Tags : ( Doctors ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 96
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By:admin In:Clean



Some doctors charge so much, they should be called Feesycians!


Tags : ( Doctors ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 84
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By:admin In:Clean



A man to doctor, "Is there any medicine for long life?"
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts.


Tags : ( Doctors ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 212
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By:admin In:Clean



Doctor: Madam, your cheque came back.
Woman: So did my arthritis!


Tags : ( Doctors ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 96
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By:admin In:Clean



Some doctors charge so much, they should be called Feesycians!


Tags : ( Doctors ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 84
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By:Navjot Singh In:Love - Romantic SMS


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By:JaTT In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


boy :"can i hold your hand ?
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Girl:"no"
Boy : "why?
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Girl:"because it hurts when
you leave it
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boy : baap re.....................
i'm acting but she is
overacting


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 232
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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Mere khawab ki aashiya pe bijali gira di.
Mere sapano ko khak me mila di.
Usi bewfa ne wafa ki kadar na ki.
Humne to usake pyaar me apani hasti mita di.
By-S.S.Gupta


Tags : ( Bewafa ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:Vipul Verma In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


lil girl went 2 shop and asked
""jb m badi ho jaungi mujse sadi kroge?""
shopkeeper : ""Ha kyun nahi""
lil girl : to apni hone wali wife ko 1 chocolate v nhi doge.


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 240
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