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By:harryk In:Clean



Hrithik Roshan divorced.

Farhan Akhtar divorced.

Abhay Deol in a terrible dilemma.

Katrina parts away from Ranbir.

Even Kalki separated.

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Hrithik Roshan divorced.

Farhan Akhtar divorced.

Abhay Deol in a terrible dilemma.

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara!


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By:paresh In:Clean



Bajirao Mastaani Dekh Kar Girlfriend Ne Pucha,

"Tumhari Koi Mastaani Toh Nahi Hai Na?"

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Ab Usko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Wahi Mastaani Hai... Kaashi Toh Koi Aur Hai!


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By:paresh In:Clean



When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said, "Mubarak Ho, Mubarak Ho, Mubarak Ho, Kaun Hua Jaanne Ke Liye Dekhiye Next Episode".


Tags : ( Bollywood ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 164
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By:harryk In:Clean



After success of the 'Ek Tha Tiger'

Salman Khan's next suspense movie ' Kaun Tha Driver'!


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By:kala rajpoot In:Clean



What do you call people who did not watch Dilwale?

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Dimagwale!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Teacher: What lesson do you learn from the Salman verdict?

Pappu: Even if you drink a less expensive liquor, you should always hire the most expensive lawyer!


Tags : ( Bollywood ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Alia Bhatt - You are right Kiran, even I am scared of living in this country, would soon shift to a new country, maybe Delhi or Bangalore.


Tags : ( Bollywood ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 184
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By:harryk In:Clean



Plot changed for BB2. Now Salman goes to Pakistan to drop Kiran.


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Preity Zinta to marry GoodEnough.

Wasn't Ness Wadia GoodEnough?


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By:HARISH MAKWANA In:Clean



James Bond: Mmmnmnmnm...

Censor Board: Hey, why this long kiss?

James Bond: She's my girlfriend.

Censor Board: No. 50% cut.

James Bond: Sigh. She's now my Half Girlfriend!


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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Out of all filmmakers I like Vikas Bahl's way of returning award.

He made 'Shaandaar' to return all awards he got for Queen!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Ranbir Kapoor: Jab Se Salman Bhai Ki Girlfriend Apni Girlfriend Banayai Hai, Saala Career Ki Watt Lag Gayi Hai! Abhishek Bachchan: Tumne To Sirf Girlfriend Banayi Hai Soch Maine To Shaadi Ki Hai!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Gabbar: Aaj Maine Basani Ko Nahate Hue Dekha

Veeru: Kutte Kamine... Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga

Gabbar: Relax Bevde... Main Naha Raha Tha... Basanti Jaa Rahi Thi! Jab Dekho Tab Khoon Pee Jaunga Nonsense!


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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Looking at the Porn Ban, we now realise Sunny Leone is a real visionary who anticipated tough times ahead and made a shift in her career!


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Most Liked in Bollywood Sub-Category


By:JaTT In:Quotes


Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi.

1 Pul par Paani bahut tezi se bah raha tha.

Papa : Beta daro mat,
Mera haath pakad lo.

Bacchi : Nahi Papa Aap Mera haath pakad lo.

Papa (Muskura kar bole) :
Dono me kya Antar hai?

Bacchi : Agar main Aapka haath pakdu aur achanak kuch ho jaaye to shayad,
Me Aapka haath chhod du.

LEKIN agar Aap Mera haath pakdenge to,
Main janti hu ke chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye.

“AAP MERA HAATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE”

GREAT LOVE.

“Aaj bhi Bacche haath chhod dete hai,
Maa-Baap nahi”

Luv Ur Parents..
Dedicated to our “PARENT’S”.


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By:JaTT In:Shayari SMS


Pagal Wo Kar Deta Hoga
Ab Bhi Jab Wo Hansta Hoga
Mujh Ko To Barbaad Kiya Hai.
Khud Bhi Shayad Wo Rota Hoga
Arsa Bita Hai Bin Dekhe Use.
Jane Ab Wo Kaisa Hoga Us Ke Haath Ki Rekhaon Me.
Ek Rekha Meri Bhi Hogi.
Dulhaa Ban Kar Wo Is Dil Me.
Socho Kesa Lagta Hoga
Jin Haathon Ko Maine Chooma Tha.
Unko Ab Tak Taakta Hoga.
Sun Kar Mera Naam Wo Shayad.
Ek Lamhe Ko Chonkta Hoga
Jane Ab Wo Kesa Hoga
Jane Ab Wo Kesa Hoga .? ?


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By:harryk In:Shayari SMS


Tumse dur jane ka irada na tha ,
sada sath rehne ka bhi vaada na tha,
Tum yaad na kroge ye jante the hum,
Par itni jaldi bhul jaoge aandaja na tha…


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By:Mehra saab In:Jokes SMS


Ek Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se Kaha:” Tu Kali Na
Hoti
To Kitni Achhi Dikhti…
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Sagar Se Kaha:” Tera Pani Khara Na Hota Toh
Kitna Achha Hota,
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Gulab se Kaha:” Tujhme Kaante Na Hote Toh
KitnaAchha Hota,
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Tab Teeno ek Saath Bole Ke,
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Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki “KAMIYA” Dekhne Ki
Aadat Na Hoti Toh Tu Kitna Accha Hota…!!.....#Mehra


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