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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



A person told his blonde friend, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."

The blonde guy then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th!"


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



An Italian tourist asks a blonde man, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the blonde man replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!"


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By:harryk In:Clean



Traffic Cop: Why did you not use the INDICATOR before turning?

Blonde: Why should I use Indicator? Where I am going is... none of your business!


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By:admin In:Clean



Q: What did the blonde driver say when she ran out of gas?
A: Will it hurt the car if I drive with an empty tank?


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By:admin In:Clean



Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?
She had heard there was going to be some change in the weather!


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By:admin In:Clean



Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!


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By:admin In:Clean



Q: What did the blonde driver say when she ran out of gas?
A: Will it hurt the car if I drive with an empty tank?


Tags : ( Blondes ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 160
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By:admin In:Clean



Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?
She had heard there was going to be some change in the weather!


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By:admin In:Clean



Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!


Tags : ( Blondes ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 144
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By:admin In:Clean



Q: What did the blonde driver say when she ran out of gas?
A: Will it hurt the car if I drive with an empty tank?


Tags : ( Blondes ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 160
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By:admin In:Clean



Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?
She had heard there was going to be some change in the weather!


Tags : ( Blondes ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 164
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By:admin In:Clean



Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!


Tags : ( Blondes ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 144
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By:admin In:Clean



Q: What did the blonde driver say when she ran out of gas?
A: Will it hurt the car if I drive with an empty tank?


Tags : ( Blondes ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 160
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By:admin In:Clean



Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?
She had heard there was going to be some change in the weather!


Tags : ( Blondes ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 164
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By:admin In:Clean



Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!


Tags : ( Blondes ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 144
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By:admin In:Jokes SMS


एक बार वेटर संता और उसका साथी बंता आपस में बातें कर रहे होते है की तभी अचानक संता, बंता से कहता है;

संता: बंता तुझे पता है वो जो 11 नंबर कमरे वाले साहब हैं ना वो कल बुरी तरह ज़ख़्मी हो गए!

बंता: क्यों क्या हुआ?

संता: होना क्या था, रात को उन्होंने शराब पीकर स्वीमिंग पूल में छलांग लगा दी!

बंता: तो क्या पूल में पानी नहीं था?

संता: अरे यार पूल में पानी तो था पर जहां छलांग लगाई, वहां स्वीमिंग पूल नहीं था!


Tags : ( Hindi Jokes(Santa Banta) ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 1448
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By:admin In:Festival SMS


Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali.


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By:Vipul Verma In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


A good heart and a good nature are two different issues,
A good heart can win many relationships,
but a good nature can win many good hearts.


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By:G.m.waraich In:Love - Romantic SMS


Lakh kara koshish hasan di , phir v rula hi jandi ae , kise na kise bahane yaad teri aa hi jandi ae......Great


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 148
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