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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?

Santa: Beer in each hand!


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By:harryk In:Clean



I am not an alcoholic. I just have a lots of reasons to celebrate!


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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean



Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home.

Boy2: So what did you do?

Boy1: I drove to another party!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Alcohol doesn't make you a different person. It just amplifies who you really are.


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By:anil In:Clean



When it comes to bonding 'Fevicol' loses by a big margin to...

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'Alcohol'!


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By:Hemant Suthar In:Clean



It's funny when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun.

You don't even need running shoes to run, but it helps!


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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



I know I should give up drinking...

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But I am not a quitter!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Thought of the day:

An empty glass gives you an opportunity to have another 'Drink'!


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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Its strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers is so damn easy!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.

It was tense!


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By:pradosh ranjan rout In:Clean



Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes!


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By:Simu Arora In:Clean



The good thing about Scotland is that when someone says "Aaj Desi Piyunga", - they still mean Scotch!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Alcohol is a perfect solvent:

It dissolves marriages, families and careers!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



People who drink to escape their problems are...

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'Booze-dils'!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Alcoholism:

The problem that helps you forget all your other problems!


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS


Aajnbi bhi banjate hai rishtedar Aagar kuch pas hota !!
ye garibi tod deti hai rishta jo rishtabhi khas hota !! .............whtsaap..9765906285


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By:harryk In:Clean


Monday - the day when you need to forget which day of the week it is!


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By:Abul Hussain In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Eyes r d Way 2 LOVE
Heart is d Heaven of LOVE
Dreams r d Outcum of LOVE
Heart Bits r d Music of LOVE
But dont 4get (who's fail in LOVE)
Tear is the Result of LOVE.................
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....ABUL HUSSAIN _aaboolhussain@gmail.com


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By:Happy Sagwal In:Clean


Tie a Knot, Tie a Knot.

Tie a Tight, Tight Knot.

Tie a Knot in the Shape of a Nought!


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