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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?

Santa: Beer in each hand!


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By:harryk In:Clean



I am not an alcoholic. I just have a lots of reasons to celebrate!


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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean



Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home.

Boy2: So what did you do?

Boy1: I drove to another party!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Alcohol doesn't make you a different person. It just amplifies who you really are.


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By:anil In:Clean



When it comes to bonding 'Fevicol' loses by a big margin to...

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'Alcohol'!


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By:Hemant Suthar In:Clean



It's funny when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun.

You don't even need running shoes to run, but it helps!


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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



I know I should give up drinking...

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But I am not a quitter!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Thought of the day:

An empty glass gives you an opportunity to have another 'Drink'!


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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Its strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers is so damn easy!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.

It was tense!


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By:pradosh ranjan rout In:Clean



Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes!


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By:Simu Arora In:Clean



The good thing about Scotland is that when someone says "Aaj Desi Piyunga", - they still mean Scotch!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Alcohol is a perfect solvent:

It dissolves marriages, families and careers!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



People who drink to escape their problems are...

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'Booze-dils'!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Alcoholism:

The problem that helps you forget all your other problems!


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By:seetsidhu In:Love - Romantic SMS


Har rah ohde te mukda hai har sah ohde te rukda hai kaun kehnda ki sajjan dukh dende ne sadda har dukh ta ohde awaaj sun k tutda hai


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By:Mehra saab In:


Jk: 919815144136
A cute love story
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Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
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Girl:Nai
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Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehnachahti ho?
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Girl:Nai
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Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
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Girl:Nai
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Larka boht udas ho gya use boht
dukh hua or wo rone lga
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Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki
Jeena chahti hun
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Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein
Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
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bcz i cant live without u


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By:admin In: Story SMS


DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey
Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
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Or LADKE Pade Rehte
Hain BEER BAR Me............. .!!!!


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By:Vichitra In:Shayari SMS


Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai? Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai? Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai; to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai?


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