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By:Biharilal Rajput In: Story SMS



Gunahgar Koun ....................?
pati patni hameshaki tarah soye huye the ...... .
Aadhi ratme patini ne Aajib sapna dekha
O jorse chillai ....
bhago bhago mera pati Aaya hai
pati gahri nindme tha..
patni phir se chillai
bhgo.....mera....pati.....Aaya...hai
pati jaisa jaga to usne khidse chalang lagai Aaur kud gaya ....?
isme gunahgar kon huwa ?
Biharilal Rajput
whtsap.
9765906285


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By:admin In: Story SMS



Funny romantic a love story
Once a time ago, a tree love another a tree....
Their realation from today before 2 years ago....
So one day 1 tree said,
U marry me ? @@@ unbelieveable @@@


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By:admin In: Story SMS



Ek Seth ne Sindhi salesman Rakha.
Sales 4 Guna ho gayi..
Seth ek din sindhi se milne shop pe aaya toh woh Grahak ko Fishing Rod bech raha tha,
Seth khada ho k dekhne laga,
grahak ne 800 me fishing rod kharid lia...
Sindhi Salesmen bola-Itne mehnge joote pehanke fishing karoge?
Sports shoe le lo
Usne 600 ke shoes le liye
Sindhi bola-Dhoop lagegi, ek Cap bhi lo, usne le li
Sindhi bola-Fishing karte hue bhookh lagegi to kuch khane ko le lo
Usne chips, biscuit le liye
Woh bola fish rakhne ke liye ek basket le lo,
Le liya
Iss tarah uska bill 8000 bana
Seth bahut khush hua bola-Tum acche salesman ho, Wo keval fishng rod lene aaya tha or
Tumne itna saman bech diya..

Sindhi sales man : Sethji wo to
Biwi ke liye ""WHISPER"" lene aaya tha,
Maine bola-7 din kya karega,
Ja jake machali pakaD....


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By:admin In: Story SMS



Doctor Pagal se:
Tum Pagal Q huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui
Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha
Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur
Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya
Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale
Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?


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By:admin In: Story SMS



Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha-
Gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga..
6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad
Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge?
Pagal- Shadi
Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat
Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga
Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga
Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga
Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya!
Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or
Panchi Ko Marunga.
Dr.-Oh my gudnes
Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..


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By:admin In: Story SMS



Ek college ke kuch ladke
Roz ek hotel me jate aur
Ek waiter ko khoob preshan karte the.
Ek din unhe apni galti ka ehsaas hua aur
Unhone waiter ko 10 rupaye
Tip dekar maafi mangi
Sorry bhai,
Aaj k baad hum tumhe
Kabhi preshan nhi krenge.""
Waiter khush hokr bola
Thnx bhai,main v waada karta hoon
Ki aaj k baad aaplogo ki coffey me
THUKA nhi krunga ! ! "" :)


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By:admin In: Story SMS



Admi shrab k nashy me ghar ja k so gya
Rat ko mar gya or
Upr ja k usne 1 chance or manga
Usko murgi bna k zamin pe bhej diya gya
Murgi banny k bad 1 anda de k
Bahut khush hua
Jese hi dusra anda deny lga
Us k sir p joota lga or
Uski bv ki awaz aai
Uth Kaminay.


Bistar per Potty Kar Raha Hai. :-)


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By:admin In: Story SMS



High Insult Must Read :D
Bf To Gf- Jaan Kal Tum
Mere SapneMe Aayi Thi
Nd You Were Looking Very Cute..;)
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Gf- Khush hokar,hmm?? Sach Much ??
.
Bf- Haa Baba Sach Much
.
Gf- Jaan Hum Dono Kya kar Rae The ??
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Bf- Main Cadbury Dairy Milk Kha Raha Tha
Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Aur
Tm Bhukhi Bhikhari Ki Tarah
Keh Rahi Thi Ke Plz
Choclate Chahe Mat Dena
But Kam Se Kam WraPaper Toh De Dena
ChaaTne Ke LiYe :P :D :D xD


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By:admin In: Story SMS



New GenEration ;)
1 orat ne 5 Sal k Bachy ko
Cigrate Pite Dekha to bachy se Kaha:
Kia Parents ko Maloom hy k
Tum Cigrate Peete ho?
BACHA: Dhoovan Chhorte hue,,,
Mohtarma!
Kia ap k shohar ko maloom hy k
Aap ek ghair mard se baaten kr rhi hyn?
(';') kaka
<) )> rocked
_/\_ anti shoked :)


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By:admin In: Story SMS



B**BS KI ATMKATHA :

Mera janm 12 saal baad hua,
Rang layi mere chahne walo ki dua.
Jab me bilkul choti thi,
Tab me Frock me soti thi,
Fir mere aakar ka vistaar hua,
NIMBU badkar ANAAR hua.
Jab mei badne lagi,
Har kisi ki najar mujhpe padne lagi.
Phir BRA hua mer ghar,
Tab lagne laga mujhe DARR.
Jab mera Size hua bada,
Jane kitno ka hua khada.
Bheed me ladko ne haath mara,
Mujhe ehsaas hua bada pyara.
Phir kitno ne dabaya,
Sach kahu bada maza aya.
Kisine pyar se sehlaya,
Kisiko pyar se chuswaya,
Kisine mujhe masal diya,
Kisine mujhpe apna ragad diya,
Jab mai gayi JHUL,
Sare kamine gaye mujhe BHUL.....


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By:admin In: Story SMS



Ek Boy l0ved a girl but
Never pr0posed her.
One day he decided t0 tell
Her at 1:00am at Night..!!
He type:
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""I L0ve Y0u""
And sent it, after a few sec0nds
He g0t a msg but he
Decided t0
See it the next day f0r
Surprise and slept..
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.
Next day, he read the msg
And so sh0cked because,
It was written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg sending failed due t0
Insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur acc0unt.. :-


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By:admin In: Story SMS



Ek aadmi sadak s nikla to
Ek kutta-Kutiya Se s*x ki
Koshish kar rahe the.
Lekin kutta chota tha
Jis ki waja s sahi Jagah tak
Pahunch nahi raha tha.
Aadmi n uski help ki &
Kutte ko kutiya par chadhaya.
Dusre din aadmi wahi se guzra
To kutta uske piche jane laga.
Jahan jaye, kutta uske piche-piche Jaye.
To Logo n pucha
Ye aapke piche kyun ghum raha hai
To aadmi ne kaha
Maine iss harami ke saath bhalai ki &
Ye kamina mujhe Dalal samajh raha hai.


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By:admin In: Story SMS



Heart touching must read:)
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE hain
Jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought:
Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
Uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!


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By:admin In: Story SMS



Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
Kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur
Usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
Kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
Dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
Aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
Sadme se mar gya..
Last page par likha tha..
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.
.
MRP-Rs 15/- only!


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By:admin In: Story SMS



Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?

Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.


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By:JaTT In:Day Wishes SMS


Happy men's day



For the 1st time SOMETHING on a MAN. Do read it.





Who is a MAN?





>A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.





>He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.





>He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face.





>He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the girl he loves just to see her smiling





>He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain.





>He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them for lifetime.





>He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.





>His mother, wife & boss all try to control him.





>His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.





BECHARA MARD...!?





Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,





Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,





Aurat ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS,





Chup rahe to DARPOK,





Ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,





Ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,





Bachhon ko dante to ZALIM,





Na dante to LAPARWAH,





Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,





Aurat ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KAMAI KHANE WALA,





Maa ki mane to CHAMCHA,





Biwi ki sune to JORU KA GULAM...





Na Jane Kab Aayega,





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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS


Aajnbi bhi banjate hai rishtedar Aagar kuch pas hota !!
ye garibi tod deti hai rishta jo rishtabhi khas hota !! .............whtsaap..9765906285


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By:sukhjinder singh In:


Geele Kagaz Ki Tarha Hai Zindagi Apni,

Koi Jalata Bhi Nahi, Koi Bahata Bhi Nahi,

Iss Qadar Akele Hain Dil Ki Raaho Mein,

...Koi Satata Bhi Nahi, Koi Manata Bhi Nahi.


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