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By:admin In:Special SMS



PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ...AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay.


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By:admin In:Special SMS



Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein
""HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA""


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By:admin In:Special SMS



A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study.


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By:admin In:Special SMS



JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??
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U Dirty MiNd
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AnswEr hAi
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BethA
huA
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BAkrA...


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By:admin In:Special SMS



Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa raha thaa,
main ne chaha k us ko b apne sath apne pas le aaon
lekin ye soch kr chup ho gye k ammi gusa karain gi,
is liye meri chahat aur tarap muje beqarar kr rhi thi kyun ye waqt chai ka tha aur main..
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""BISCUT"" k bina nhi rah skti thi. :-)


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By:admin In:Special SMS



A short thing
it's get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
.
Ans. cars seat belt...u dirty mind


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By:admin In:Special SMS



GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye
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PROF:kuch b?
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GIRL:han
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PROF:to jao or khoob study kro
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MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta.


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By:admin In:Special SMS



Is QADAR teri yaad me rota hoon,
,
,
,
is QADAR teri yaad me rota hoon,
,
k
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k
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RAAT ko hath me pakar k sota hoon,
,
,
,
,
Gande insan
.
Tasweer Teri or kiya.


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By:admin In:Special SMS



Girl:It's 2 tight
Boy:Don't worry,I'll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can't,
Gal:It's painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We'll buy new WEDDING RING!


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By:admin In:Special SMS



What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guys pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive.


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By:admin In:Special SMS



'He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!


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By:admin In:Special SMS



Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.


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By:admin In:Special SMS



Height of Double Meaning:-
Dad went to school to get son""s report card

Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!


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By:admin In:Special SMS



kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
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kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
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Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........
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abbay aapna mobile charge.........


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By:admin In:Special SMS



Pehly bahon main uthana,
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Phir kiss kerna,
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Phir bed per letana,
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Pher tangain uthana,
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Uf
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Kitna
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Mushkil hay,
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Bachay ko pamper pehnana.


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Sacchi kushi ka ehsaas aap hi toh ho,
saari duniya se khas aap hi toh ho,
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Mehfil Mein Kuch To Sunaana Padta Hai; Apna Gham Bhul Ke Muskuraana Padtaa Hai; Kabhi Hum Bhi Unke Dost Hua Karte The; Ab Ye Humein Unhe Yaad Dilaana Padtaa Hai!


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By:JaTT In:Special SMS


“Our Pain may Give laugh to somebody
but
our Laugh should not Give Pain to anybody”
..Charlie Chaplin.
Be always HAPPY & Try to make others Happy.


Tags : ( Other SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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