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By:admin In:Special SMS



Two lovers are going for a walk in the wood.
The romantic young girl whispers :
- Listen how beautiful is the singing of crickets !
- That are not crickets, darling, but zippers...


Tags : ( Cricket SMS ) - SMS Length: 260
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By:admin In:Special SMS



Haters are like crickets....

Crickets make a lot of noise,,,,
you hear it but you can't see them.
Then right when you walk by them,
they're quiet....:)


Tags : ( Cricket SMS ) - SMS Length: 236
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By:admin In:Special SMS



The 1st testicular guard was
Used in the cricket in 1874 and
The 1st helmet was used in 1974.
It tuk almost 100 years for men
To realize dat brain is also important!


Tags : ( Cricket SMS ) - SMS Length: 248
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By:admin In:Special SMS



Cricketer Describing A N**e Girl:

There Is No Cover
There Is No Extra Cover
There 2 Silly Points
2 Fine Legs A Deep Gully
With Little Grass On The Pitch.


Tags : ( Cricket SMS ) - SMS Length: 248
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By:admin In:Special SMS



Boy:baby, i want to play with your ball
Girl:which ball?
Ball:two cricket ball on you.
Girl:no it was cricket ball but,
Now everybody make it football.


Tags : ( Cricket SMS ) - SMS Length: 228
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By:admin In:Special SMS



Life is cricket Don't lose ur wicket
Try 2 get century Never 4get ur
Boundry Even if u r run out
Never become mood out
BeCoz GoD Is 3Rd umpire.


Tags : ( Cricket SMS ) - SMS Length: 220
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By:admin In:Special SMS



Q:What is the most proficient form of
Footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?

A: The walkbact to the pavillion....


Tags : ( Cricket SMS ) - SMS Length: 172
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By:admin In:Special SMS



Sehwag's Concept:
""DO R DIE""

Raina's Concept:
""DO B4 U DIE""

Sachin's Concept:
""DONT DIE, UNTIL U DO""

Yuvraj's Concept:
""WAT TO DO!!!????""

keep smiling.


Tags : ( Cricket SMS ) - SMS Length: 300
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By:admin In:Special SMS



Life is a Cricket
Don't loose your ""Wicket""
Try to get ""Century""
Never forget ur ""Boundary""
Even if u r ""Run out""
Never become mood out.


Tags : ( Cricket SMS ) - SMS Length: 228
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By:admin In:Special SMS



Boy : am 20 years old and you?
Girl : me also 20 Year old
Boy : Then lets go?
Girl : where?
Boy : Bedroom...
Girl : why ?
Boy : lets play 20-20.


Tags : ( Cricket SMS ) - SMS Length: 232
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By:admin In:Special SMS



Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH


Tags : ( Cricket SMS ) - SMS Length: 212
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By:admin In:Special SMS



A boy broke the window of
Rajinikanth's house while playing cricket.
Rajnikanth warned the boy to play slowly.
The boy is now known as
""Misbah-Ul-Haq"".


Tags : ( Cricket SMS ) - SMS Length: 232
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By:admin In:Special SMS



At the interval everybody rushed
To the bar where local publican
Had thoughtfully provided a case of light ale.
Unfortunately the ale was
Off and halfway through
The second innings
Everyone was so ill
That they abandoned the match.


Tags : ( Cricket SMS ) - SMS Length: 356
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By:admin In:Special SMS



Q:Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi...
Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but
Goes directly to Shehwag.? why ??

A: Shehwag is an opener.


Tags : ( Cricket SMS ) - SMS Length: 216
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By:admin In:Special SMS



Who's The Only Player Who Knows
Each And Every Religious Song. . . ??
.
.
.
Har-Bhajan-Sing HarBhajan Singh


Tags : ( Cricket SMS ) - SMS Length: 176
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By:manoj In:Festival SMS


A true and caring relation
doesn't have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough to
express the heartiest feelings.
Happy holi to u an u r family


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