Life is really nothing without love and care. Give it to everyone but don't expect it back. Because it's 'feel' not a 'deal'.
Age hasn't spoiled you a bit! But then... how could it, you're so young!
Can you find an anagram of PROBATIONS?
A girl was sitting on a park bench.
Beggar: Hi sweetheart.
Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?
Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?
Pathan saw a board in the middle of a river, he tried to read, but he can't read it.
So, he swim into the river and read,
"Crocodile Inside - Don't Swim"!
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!
On some days, I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running!
Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.
Boy: Woh Dekh Tere Papa!
Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?
Santa: Beer in each hand!
Future exam pattern in India:
General students - Answer all questions.
General students (girls) - Any three out of ten. (33% of total)
OBC - Write any question.
SC - Only read questions.
ST - Thank you for coming.
Gujjars/Jats - Thank you for allowing others to attend the examination.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening!
It's OK if some people don't like you... because everybody doesn't have a good taste!
Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.
Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?
Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!
I am not an alcoholic. I just have a lots of reasons to celebrate!
Meanwhile, Alia Bhatt called up a Jat Bhai and told him that they can try Tatkal if they are not getting reservations!