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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Life is really nothing without love and care. Give it to everyone but don't expect it back. Because it's 'feel' not a 'deal'.

Good Morning!


Tags : ( Good Morning ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Age hasn't spoiled you a bit! But then... how could it, you're so young!

Happy Birthday!


Tags : ( Birthday ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 132
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By:Ramesh Kumar In:Clean



Can you find an anagram of PROBATIONS?


Tags : ( Puzzles and Riddles ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 52
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By:harryk In:Clean



A girl was sitting on a park bench.

Beggar: Hi sweetheart.

Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?

Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Pathan saw a board in the middle of a river, he tried to read, but he can't read it.

So, he swim into the river and read,

"Crocodile Inside - Don't Swim"!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 232
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By:harryk In:Clean



I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!


Tags : ( Insults ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 140
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



On some days, I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running!


Tags : ( Health, Dieting and Exercise ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 108
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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.

Boy: Woh Dekh Tere Papa!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 124
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?

Santa: Beer in each hand!


Tags : ( Alcohol ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 104
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Future exam pattern in India:

General students - Answer all questions.

General students (girls) - Any three out of ten. (33% of total)

OBC - Write any question.

SC - Only read questions.

ST - Thank you for coming.

Gujjars/Jats - Thank you for allowing others to attend the examination.


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 452
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening!


Tags : ( Interesting ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 76
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



It's OK if some people don't like you... because everybody doesn't have a good taste!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 116
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By:harryk In:Clean



Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.

Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?

Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:harryk In:Clean



I am not an alcoholic. I just have a lots of reasons to celebrate!


Tags : ( Alcohol ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 88
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By:Taran Assi In:Clean



Meanwhile, Alia Bhatt called up a Jat Bhai and told him that they can try Tatkal if they are not getting reservations!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 160
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By:admin In: Story SMS


Kabhi Kehta Tha Mujhe Ki Koi Duaa Hoon Main
Aaj Wo Keh Gya Mujhko Ki Bewafa Hoon Main.
Wo Jee Na Paata Tha Lamha Kabhi Bagair Mere
Aaj Kehne Laga Mujhko Ki Ek Sazaa Hoon Main.
Yahi Dastoor Hai Aur Aisa Hi Hota Aaya
Lagi Maashuq Ke Mehndi Aur Aashiq Rota Aaya.
Magar Riwaaz Bhi Ye Ulta Kar Diya Maine
Bina Chaahat Kisi Ki Maang Bhar Di Maine.
Kiya Hai Jo Bhi Ispe Khud Se Hi Khafa Hoon Main
Aaj Wo Kah Gaya Mujhko Ki Bewafa Hoon Mai.


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By:G.m.waraich In:Love - Romantic SMS


Lakh kara koshish hasan di , phir v rula hi jandi ae , kise na kise bahane yaad teri aa hi jandi ae......Great


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 148
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By:Vinod jhorar In:Shayari SMS


खूशियो का एक संसार लेकर आंएगे,
पतझड़ में भी बहार लेकर आएगे,
जब भी पुकारेंगे आप प्यार से,
मौत से सांसे उधार लेकर आएगे।


Tags : ( Sad Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 404
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By:admin In: Story SMS


Manzilein Bhi Teri Thi.
Aur Rasta Bhi Tera Tha
Ek Tera Pyaar Paa Lu,
Bas Yahi Sapna Mera Tha.
Mere Sath Rehne Ki Kasam Bhi Teri Thi.
Fir Akela Chhod Jane Ka Khayal Bhi Tera Tha.
Haatho Me Hath Lekar
Mujhe Hasaane Ki Soch Bhi Teri Thi.
Meri Aankhon Me Aansu Dene Ka
Silsila Bhi Tera Tha....

Mein Kyu Yaha Tanha Reh Gya?
Mera Dil Sawaal Karta Hai...
Kismat To Teri Thi...
Par Kya Khuda Bhi Tera Tha?

Khuda Bola:
Use Yaar Bnane Ki Galti Bhi Teri Thi.
Us Par Yakeen Karne Ka Khayal Bhi Tera Tha...

Use Kyu Gham Hoga Tere Jane Ka?

Sacha Pyaar Uska Nhi..
Sacha Pyaar To Sirf Tera Tha.


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