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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Life is really nothing without love and care. Give it to everyone but don't expect it back. Because it's 'feel' not a 'deal'.

Good Morning!


Tags : ( Good Morning ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Age hasn't spoiled you a bit! But then... how could it, you're so young!

Happy Birthday!


Tags : ( Birthday ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 132
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By:Ramesh Kumar In:Clean



Can you find an anagram of PROBATIONS?


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By:harryk In:Clean



A girl was sitting on a park bench.

Beggar: Hi sweetheart.

Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?

Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Pathan saw a board in the middle of a river, he tried to read, but he can't read it.

So, he swim into the river and read,

"Crocodile Inside - Don't Swim"!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 232
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By:harryk In:Clean



I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!


Tags : ( Insults ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 140
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



On some days, I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running!


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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.

Boy: Woh Dekh Tere Papa!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 124
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?

Santa: Beer in each hand!


Tags : ( Alcohol ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 104
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Future exam pattern in India:

General students - Answer all questions.

General students (girls) - Any three out of ten. (33% of total)

OBC - Write any question.

SC - Only read questions.

ST - Thank you for coming.

Gujjars/Jats - Thank you for allowing others to attend the examination.


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 452
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening!


Tags : ( Interesting ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 76
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



It's OK if some people don't like you... because everybody doesn't have a good taste!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 116
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By:harryk In:Clean



Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.

Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?

Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:harryk In:Clean



I am not an alcoholic. I just have a lots of reasons to celebrate!


Tags : ( Alcohol ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 88
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By:Taran Assi In:Clean



Meanwhile, Alia Bhatt called up a Jat Bhai and told him that they can try Tatkal if they are not getting reservations!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 160
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By:amandeep singh In:Shayari SMS


Rishte hote h zindgi bitane k liye hm mit jayenge ise nibhane k liye.milne ka nasib jb hoga tb hoga,filhal paigam bheja h apni yaad dilane k liye.(aman)


Tags : ( Dosti Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 204
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By:Mr.waraich(Great) In:Love - Romantic SMS


Murjana tha phool to khila hi kyo,agr pa kr khona hi tha pyr to mila hi kyo........s.k.w.


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 120
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By:jigar In:Jokes SMS


Bapu Navu Color TV Lavi Ne Pani Ma Dubadta Ta..
Padosi e Pu6yu-bapu Aa Shu Karo cho.?
Bapu : Chek Karu 6u. Color To Nathi Utarto Ne...!;-)


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 188
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By:ashish bhadani In:Jokes SMS


Lyf is never measured by tears
You hav lived
But by the way
Love you have shared
And the people whose
Hearts you hav touched
Happy valentines Day


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