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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Life is really nothing without love and care. Give it to everyone but don't expect it back. Because it's 'feel' not a 'deal'.

Good Morning!


Tags : ( Good Morning ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Age hasn't spoiled you a bit! But then... how could it, you're so young!

Happy Birthday!


Tags : ( Birthday ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 132
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By:Ramesh Kumar In:Clean



Can you find an anagram of PROBATIONS?


Tags : ( Puzzles and Riddles ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 52
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By:harryk In:Clean



A girl was sitting on a park bench.

Beggar: Hi sweetheart.

Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?

Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Pathan saw a board in the middle of a river, he tried to read, but he can't read it.

So, he swim into the river and read,

"Crocodile Inside - Don't Swim"!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 232
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By:harryk In:Clean



I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!


Tags : ( Insults ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 140
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



On some days, I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running!


Tags : ( Health, Dieting and Exercise ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 108
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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.

Boy: Woh Dekh Tere Papa!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 124
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?

Santa: Beer in each hand!


Tags : ( Alcohol ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 104
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Future exam pattern in India:

General students - Answer all questions.

General students (girls) - Any three out of ten. (33% of total)

OBC - Write any question.

SC - Only read questions.

ST - Thank you for coming.

Gujjars/Jats - Thank you for allowing others to attend the examination.


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 452
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening!


Tags : ( Interesting ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 76
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



It's OK if some people don't like you... because everybody doesn't have a good taste!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 116
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By:harryk In:Clean



Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.

Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?

Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:harryk In:Clean



I am not an alcoholic. I just have a lots of reasons to celebrate!


Tags : ( Alcohol ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 88
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By:Taran Assi In:Clean



Meanwhile, Alia Bhatt called up a Jat Bhai and told him that they can try Tatkal if they are not getting reservations!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 160
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By:admin In:Jokes SMS


santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.


Tags : ( Santa Banta SMS ) - SMS Length: 236
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By:tejsingh In:Shayari SMS


kasam h mohabat ki , mohabat ko mohabat tk.

ki teri is mohabat me kuch aisa kr jayenge.

agar maut ve naseeb hui teri is mohabat me .

to kafan tere dupte ka bnayenge.


Tags : ( Love Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:JaTT In:Shayari SMS


Apni to mohobbat ki itni si kahani hai,
Tuti hui kashti thera hua pani hai,
Ek phool kitabo mein dam tod chuka hai,
Magar kuch yaad nahi aata ye kiski nishani hai.


Tags : ( Sad Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 220
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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Jo mere pyaar ki bhikh bhi na de sake.
Wo meri zindagi ki dua kya karenge.
Jo pyaar kabhi samajh hi na paye ho.
Wo pyaar me wafa kya karenge.
By-S.S.Gupta


Tags : ( Bewafa ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 212
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