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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Life is really nothing without love and care. Give it to everyone but don't expect it back. Because it's 'feel' not a 'deal'.

Good Morning!


Tags : ( Good Morning ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Age hasn't spoiled you a bit! But then... how could it, you're so young!

Happy Birthday!


Tags : ( Birthday ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 132
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By:Ramesh Kumar In:Clean



Can you find an anagram of PROBATIONS?


Tags : ( Puzzles and Riddles ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 52
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By:harryk In:Clean



A girl was sitting on a park bench.

Beggar: Hi sweetheart.

Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?

Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Pathan saw a board in the middle of a river, he tried to read, but he can't read it.

So, he swim into the river and read,

"Crocodile Inside - Don't Swim"!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 232
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By:harryk In:Clean



I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!


Tags : ( Insults ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 140
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



On some days, I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running!


Tags : ( Health, Dieting and Exercise ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 108
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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.

Boy: Woh Dekh Tere Papa!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 124
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?

Santa: Beer in each hand!


Tags : ( Alcohol ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 104
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Future exam pattern in India:

General students - Answer all questions.

General students (girls) - Any three out of ten. (33% of total)

OBC - Write any question.

SC - Only read questions.

ST - Thank you for coming.

Gujjars/Jats - Thank you for allowing others to attend the examination.


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 452
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening!


Tags : ( Interesting ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 76
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



It's OK if some people don't like you... because everybody doesn't have a good taste!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 116
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By:harryk In:Clean



Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.

Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?

Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:harryk In:Clean



I am not an alcoholic. I just have a lots of reasons to celebrate!


Tags : ( Alcohol ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 88
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By:Taran Assi In:Clean



Meanwhile, Alia Bhatt called up a Jat Bhai and told him that they can try Tatkal if they are not getting reservations!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 160
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By:admin In:Festival SMS


Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *


Tags : ( Diwali SMS ) - SMS Length: 228
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By:admin In: Story SMS


""3 dosto ki Kahani""

1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.

Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin

Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:

Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga.


Tags : ( Dosti Story SMS ) - SMS Length: 752
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By:Raghavendra In:Love - Romantic SMS


Meri Likhi Baaton Ko Koi Samjh Nahi Pata,
Kyun Ki Mai Ehsaas Likhti Hoon,
Aur Log Alfaaz Padhte Hai.


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 140
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By:harryk In:Love - Romantic SMS


Rulana har kisi ko ata hai
Hasana kisi kisi ko ata hai
Rula ke jo mana le wo sacha yaar hai
Aur jo rula ke khud bhi ansu bahaye
Woh apka sacha pyar haiā€¦


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 212
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