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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals?

Santa: Yes, I remember.

Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now?

Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 300
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Ladies: If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 144
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Whether it may be a Machine or Human Relationship, Maintenance is always cheaper than Repair.

Good Morning!


Tags : ( Good Morning ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 156
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



A man in God's shop:

Man: What do you sell?

God: Whatever your heart desires.

Man: I want success and happiness.

God smiles and says: I sell only seeds, not fruits!


Tags : ( Wise Words ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 268
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By:sikanderkhan In:Clean



If 11+12 = 32

12+13 = 52

13+14 = 72

15+16 = ?


Tags : ( Puzzles and Riddles ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 96
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



You're in my thoughts and in my heart, wherever I may go.

Today, I'd like to say I care more than you know.

Happy Valentine's Day!


Tags : ( Valentines ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



On Teddy Bear Day, we think of people:

Who have cheered and encouraged us;

Who go out of their way to be kind and caring;

Who have enriched our lives just by being themselves.

You are such a person. I'm so happy you're my love.

Happy Teddy Bear Day!


Tags : ( Teddy Bear Day ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 392
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Teddy Bears don't need hearts as they're already stuffed with love. I am your Teddy with a big heart.

To my cutest cuddly love who is certainly my life, this teddy bear is a sign that you will be forever mine.

Happy Teddy Bear Day!


Tags : ( Teddy Bear Day ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 332
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



After three years of marriage, there are some questions I'd like to ask my wife... little things like, 'Honey, why is it that you get three closets and I get the back of a chair?'


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 240
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Boys at a Wedding:

Boy 1: Yaar, Peeli Wali Meri

Boy 2: Achha, Phir Laal Wali Meri

Boy 3: Saalo, Kuch To Sharam Karo. Laal Wali Ki Hi Shaadi Pe Aaye Hain!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 240
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Diet Tip:

Your pants won't get too tight if you don't wear any!


Tags : ( Health, Dieting and Exercise ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 96
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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean



Banta: What women think about a 'Secret'?

Santa: Something which is told to one person at a time!


Tags : ( SantaBanta ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 144
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Oh... I didn't tell you. Then it must be none of your business.


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 84
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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



If you want to be strong, learn how to fight alone!


Tags : ( Motivational ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 68
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Anyone can catch one's eye, but it takes a special someone to capture your heart and soul.

For me that special someone is you.

Happy Valentine's Day, my Love!


Tags : ( Valentines ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:JaTT In: Story SMS


*Beautiful line 4 Today..
Sache rishto ki khubsurti ek dusre ki galtiya bardasht karne me hai, kyuki bina kami ka insaan talash karoge to akele reh jaoge*


Tags : ( Dosti Story SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 208
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By:Vipul Verma In:Language SMS


Best cosmatic for the lips is truth,
For the voice is prayer,
For the eyes is pity,
For the hands is charity,
and
for the heart is care
Always keep these in your beauty box(heart).


Tags : ( Islamic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 280
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By:admin In: Story SMS


A true love story: Ek ladki jo andhi thi,
Sabhi usse nafrat karte the
Siwaye uske boyfriend ke,
Wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehti main
Dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti,
Ek din achanak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi,
Ladki ne sabse pehle apne boyf ko dekhna chaha
To usne dekha wo bhi andha tha,
Boy ne pucha mujhse shaadi karogi to
Ladki ne saaf mana kar diya,
Ye sunkar bf ne ldki ko
1 page par kuch likh kar diya or chala gaya,
Usme likha tha ""meri aankhon ka khyal rakhna"".:(


Tags : ( Love Story SMS ) - SMS Length: 724
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By:JaTT In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Everyone Wants Happiness,
No One Needs Pain..
But,
Its Not Possible To Get A
Rainbow Without A Little Rain!


Tags : ( Life Saying SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 144
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