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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals?

Santa: Yes, I remember.

Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now?

Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 300
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Ladies: If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 144
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Whether it may be a Machine or Human Relationship, Maintenance is always cheaper than Repair.

Good Morning!


Tags : ( Good Morning ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 156
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



A man in God's shop:

Man: What do you sell?

God: Whatever your heart desires.

Man: I want success and happiness.

God smiles and says: I sell only seeds, not fruits!


Tags : ( Wise Words ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 268
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By:sikanderkhan In:Clean



If 11+12 = 32

12+13 = 52

13+14 = 72

15+16 = ?


Tags : ( Puzzles and Riddles ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 96
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



You're in my thoughts and in my heart, wherever I may go.

Today, I'd like to say I care more than you know.

Happy Valentine's Day!


Tags : ( Valentines ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



On Teddy Bear Day, we think of people:

Who have cheered and encouraged us;

Who go out of their way to be kind and caring;

Who have enriched our lives just by being themselves.

You are such a person. I'm so happy you're my love.

Happy Teddy Bear Day!


Tags : ( Teddy Bear Day ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 392
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Teddy Bears don't need hearts as they're already stuffed with love. I am your Teddy with a big heart.

To my cutest cuddly love who is certainly my life, this teddy bear is a sign that you will be forever mine.

Happy Teddy Bear Day!


Tags : ( Teddy Bear Day ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 332
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



After three years of marriage, there are some questions I'd like to ask my wife... little things like, 'Honey, why is it that you get three closets and I get the back of a chair?'


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 240
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Boys at a Wedding:

Boy 1: Yaar, Peeli Wali Meri

Boy 2: Achha, Phir Laal Wali Meri

Boy 3: Saalo, Kuch To Sharam Karo. Laal Wali Ki Hi Shaadi Pe Aaye Hain!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 240
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Diet Tip:

Your pants won't get too tight if you don't wear any!


Tags : ( Health, Dieting and Exercise ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 96
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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean



Banta: What women think about a 'Secret'?

Santa: Something which is told to one person at a time!


Tags : ( SantaBanta ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 144
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Oh... I didn't tell you. Then it must be none of your business.


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 84
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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



If you want to be strong, learn how to fight alone!


Tags : ( Motivational ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 68
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Anyone can catch one's eye, but it takes a special someone to capture your heart and soul.

For me that special someone is you.

Happy Valentine's Day, my Love!


Tags : ( Valentines ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:Navjot Singh In:


Mera Ban Jaye Koi Ye Meri Taqdir Nhi,Main Wo Shisa Hu Jisme Koi Tasvir Nhi,Dil Me Bachi Jine Ki Aas Nhi,Chaha Jise Sabse Zyada Wo Hi Mere Paas Nahi.


Tags : ( ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:admin In:Jokes SMS


एक बार वेटर संता और उसका साथी बंता आपस में बातें कर रहे होते है की तभी अचानक संता, बंता से कहता है;

संता: बंता तुझे पता है वो जो 11 नंबर कमरे वाले साहब हैं ना वो कल बुरी तरह ज़ख़्मी हो गए!

बंता: क्यों क्या हुआ?

संता: होना क्या था, रात को उन्होंने शराब पीकर स्वीमिंग पूल में छलांग लगा दी!

बंता: तो क्या पूल में पानी नहीं था?

संता: अरे यार पूल में पानी तो था पर जहां छलांग लगाई, वहां स्वीमिंग पूल नहीं था!


Tags : ( Hindi Jokes(Santa Banta) ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 1448
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By:Abul Hussain In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Eyes r d Way 2 LOVE
Heart is d Heaven of LOVE
Dreams r d Outcum of LOVE
Heart Bits r d Music of LOVE
But dont 4get (who's fail in LOVE)
Tear is the Result of LOVE.................
......
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....ABUL HUSSAIN _aaboolhussain@gmail.com


Tags : ( Life Saying SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 336
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By:Navjot Singh In:


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