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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Women wear Mangalsutra/Sindoor to show they're married.

Men carry 'Tupperware' lunch boxes into the office to show they are married!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 188
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



The difference between 'Girlfriend' and 'Girl Friend' is that little space in between we call the 'Friend Zone'!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 152
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Santa:I don't expect anything positive from my wife.

Banta: Why so?

Santa: Because even her blood group is 'B Negative'!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 196
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Thought of the day:

If false praises works on her, keep your true emotions at safe distance!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 136
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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts. So think happy and stay positive.

Have a wonderful day!


Tags : ( Good Morning ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 180
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Make sure to be thankful before bed. What you think about now will determine the state of your dreams.

Good Night!


Tags : ( Good Night ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 164
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By:harryk In:Clean



Which is larger, the number of seconds in a week or the number of minutes in a year?


Tags : ( Puzzles and Riddles ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 112
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By:Pst Silas Okon In:Clean



You just cannot compare marriage and lottery.

In lottery, there's, at least a slim chance you'll win!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 148
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



A Punjabi opened a Tea stall in China and named it "Panjab Tea Stall".

He got no business for a long time and was about to close down when someone told him to have a more Chinese name for his tea stall if he wanted to succeed in China.

After struggling for a name, he got grand success when he kept the new name.

"Ko Si Ko Si Chaa Fu Ke Fu Ke Pee"!


Tags : ( Pinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 500
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By:harryk In:Clean



Teacher: If you think you are good and fast in maths then tell me what is 12 x 45 = ?

Pappu: 132

Teacher: That's wrong.

Pappu: But it is fast!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Today let us remember that life gives no guarantees. It is uncertain and unpredictable. Hence, it is our absolute duty to make the most of each day.

Good Morning and have a wonderful day!


Tags : ( Good Morning ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 264
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By:Basanta Kumar Sahu In:Clean



Before you go to sleep, do not forget to say thanks for everything good that has happened to you in the last 24 hours. I am thankful at the moment for you.

Good Night!


Tags : ( Good Night ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



You never know which footstep will bring a good twist in life.

So keep on walking! Happiness comes when it is most unexpected!


Tags : ( Motivational ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 180
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Pathan to his landlord: Sir, I think there is a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.

Landlord: When did you notice it?

Pathan: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 284
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By:harryk In:Clean



Bunty: Look at this old photo, look how ugly I was.

Pappu: You took that photo yesterday?


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 132
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By:ashish kumar chakravarti In:Special SMS


koi dard na ho mujhe aisa bana do .

aisa karo aap mujhe apne jaisa bana do .

mayush hota hu jab wo dil todti hai .

ek patthar ka dil mere seene me bhi laga do ...

(ashish kumar chakravarti)+++++++++


Tags : ( Special SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 284
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By:arun In:Jokes SMS


Tussi Hasde Yo Sanu Hasaan Vaaste Tussi Rone Yo Saanu Rovaan Vaaste Ek Vaar Rus Ke Ta Vekho Sohneyo Marr Javange Tuhanu Manaan Vaaste.


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 180
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By:harryk In:


"The Max Time In Ur Life U Hav 2 Spnd Wit Urslf...

So, Make Urslf As Intrestin As Possible.
So Dat U'll Never Get Bored!!"


Tags : ( ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 168
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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Mere khawab ki aashiya pe bijali gira di.
Mere sapano ko khak me mila di.
Usi bewfa ne wafa ki kadar na ki.
Humne to usake pyaar me apani hasti mita di.
By-S.S.Gupta


Tags : ( Bewafa ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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