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By:harryk In:Clean

If you really want to know about your mistakes, you should ask your wife!

Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 100
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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean

Somedays I feel like running away.

Then I remember how much I hate running!

Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 112
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By:harryk In:Clean

Santa: You must have been born on a highway?


Santa: Because that's where most accidents happen!

Tags : ( SantaBanta ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 168
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By:Satpal singh In:Clean

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there.

Good Morning!

Tags : ( Good Morning ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 184
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By:harryk In:Clean

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus!

Tags : ( Wise Words ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 92
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By:Hemant Suthar In:Clean

In life, there are an infinite number of doors.

If you are diligent, you will open some of them;

If you are brilliant, you will open many of them;

But if you are vibrant, they will open for you!

Tags : ( Life ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 296
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean

Question in 'Computer Exam': "Progaram Kise Kehte Hain?"

Awesome answer: "Jo Sham Ko Doston Ke Saath Banaya Jaata Hai!"

Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 172
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By:raghu8553532253 In:Clean

Koi ₹251 Mein Smartphone De Raha Hai

Koi Free WiFi

Koi Jokes Banane Ke Liye Material

Kaun Kehta Hai Neta Matlabi Hote Hain!

Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 208
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean

All married men should forget their mistakes, there is no use in two people remembering the same!

Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 132
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean

Boy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 120
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By:harryk In:Clean

Boy: My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.

Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that is my brother. I am Joking!

Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 208
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean

The first thing in the morning is that you look in mirror and smile;

It will brighten up your day, to make a path of cheerful way;

As you hold the cup of tea, there are many things to see;

So, get all charged up for this super day.

Good Morning and have a great day!

Tags : ( Good Morning ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 404
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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean

They say that God sprinkles His blessings upon the earth every day and I think I have caught one and it's you!

Tags : ( Good Night ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 148
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By: In:Clean

From what can you take 'whole' and still leave some?

Tags : ( Puzzles and Riddles ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 72
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By:Ajaykumar Kumar In:Clean

Sometimes all you need is a little bit of strength but lots of patience to get through relationship.

Tags : ( Relationship ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 136
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By:Navjot Singh In:

On Facebook you can express your love and affection <3 and ♥ → ☕ and ❤ → ☕. You may also want to invite someone for a coffee with the coffee cup symbol

Tags : ( ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 220
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By:admin In:Language SMS

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Tags : ( Punjabi SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:JaTT In:Special SMS

Conversation between God and a Man.

Man: God, can I ask You a question?

God: Sure

Man: Promise You won’t get angry …

God: I promise

Man: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do u mean?

Man: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Man: My car took forever to start

God: Okay

Man: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

God: Huumm

Man: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

God: All right

Man: And on top of it all, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today!
Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.

Man (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Man: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have. I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.

Man (embarrassed): Okay

God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Man (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a short circuit that was going to throw out the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.

Man: I’m Sorry God

God: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things , the Good & the bad.

Man: I will trust You.

God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

Man: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

God: You’re welcome. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after you…

God has no BLACKBERRY but He's my favorite contact ... !!

He is not on FACEBOOK but He is my best friend .... !!

He is not on TWITTER but I still follow Him .... !!

He is not on WHATSAPP but He's always online .....!!

& even without the INTERNET I am always connected to Him .....!!

Tags : ( Other SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 2932
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By:admin In: Story SMS

Heart Touching..
Ek 8 Saal Ke Bachhe Ki Maa Mar Jati Hai
Ek Din Uske Papa Ne Pucha Ki
Beta Tujhe Apni Nayi Maa Aur
Mari Hui Maa Me Kya Fark Laga ???
To Wo Ladka Bola,
Meri Nayi Maa Sachhii Hai Aur
Mari Hui Maa Jhuti Thi,,!
Ye Sunke Us Admi Ko Jhatka Sa Laga
Aur Bola ""Kyu Beta , Esa Kyu Lagta Hai?
Jisne Tujhe Janm Diya Wo Jhuti Aur
Kal Ayi Hui Maa Sachhi Kyu Lagti Hai?
Ladka Bola, Jab Me Masti Karta Tha,
Tab Maa Kahti Thi
""Agar Tu Isi Tarah Masti Karega To,
Tujhe Khana Nahi Dungi""
Me Fir Bhi Bahut Masti Karta Rahta
Aur Mujhe Pure Gaanv Se Dhund Kr Laati
Apne Paas Bethakar Apne Hatho Se,
Khana Khilati Thi..!
Aur Ye Nayi Maa Kahti Hai Ki
Agar Tu Isi Tarah Masti Karega To,
Tujhe Khana Nahi Dungi""..
Aur Sach Me Usne Aaj
Mujhe 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Diya..
Must Like..
Aaj Dil Dukha Hai Tum Yaad Aaye.

Tags : ( Nice Story SMS ) - SMS Length: 1248
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