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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Life is really nothing without love and care. Give it to everyone but don't expect it back. Because it's 'feel' not a 'deal'.

Good Morning!


Tags : ( Good Morning ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Age hasn't spoiled you a bit! But then... how could it, you're so young!

Happy Birthday!


Tags : ( Birthday ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 132
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By:Ramesh Kumar In:Clean



Can you find an anagram of PROBATIONS?


Tags : ( Puzzles and Riddles ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 52
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By:harryk In:Clean



A girl was sitting on a park bench.

Beggar: Hi sweetheart.

Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?

Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Pathan saw a board in the middle of a river, he tried to read, but he can't read it.

So, he swim into the river and read,

"Crocodile Inside - Don't Swim"!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 232
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By:harryk In:Clean



I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!


Tags : ( Insults ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 140
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



On some days, I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running!


Tags : ( Health, Dieting and Exercise ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 108
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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.

Boy: Woh Dekh Tere Papa!


Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 124
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?

Santa: Beer in each hand!


Tags : ( Alcohol ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 104
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Future exam pattern in India:

General students - Answer all questions.

General students (girls) - Any three out of ten. (33% of total)

OBC - Write any question.

SC - Only read questions.

ST - Thank you for coming.

Gujjars/Jats - Thank you for allowing others to attend the examination.


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 452
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening!


Tags : ( Interesting ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 76
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



It's OK if some people don't like you... because everybody doesn't have a good taste!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 116
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By:harryk In:Clean



Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.

Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?

Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:harryk In:Clean



I am not an alcoholic. I just have a lots of reasons to celebrate!


Tags : ( Alcohol ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 88
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By:Taran Assi In:Clean



Meanwhile, Alia Bhatt called up a Jat Bhai and told him that they can try Tatkal if they are not getting reservations!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 160
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By:inderjeet singh In:Clean


True Love is like:

A boy playing Carom - Always afraid of losing his queen;

And a girl playing Chess - risking everything just to protect her king!


Tags : ( Love ) - SMS Length: 220
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By:ravisaroj In:Jokes SMS


Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
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Jawab mere khat ka.
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Deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
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Rom-rom jajbat ka.
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Kahti ho piche she dalo,
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Julphon me Phul gulab ka,
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.dalta hun to gir jata hai,
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Ek-ek patta gulab ka.


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 324
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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Aajmaesh pyaar me jarur hoti hai.
Na mil pana kisi ki majburi hoti hai.
Yaad to hum door se kar sakte hai.
Lekin dil ki hasarat milane par hi puri hoti hai.
By-S.S.Gupta


Tags : ( Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 232
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By:JaTT In:Quotes


Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi.

1 Pul par Paani bahut tezi se bah raha tha.

Papa : Beta daro mat,
Mera haath pakad lo.

Bacchi : Nahi Papa Aap Mera haath pakad lo.

Papa (Muskura kar bole) :
Dono me kya Antar hai?

Bacchi : Agar main Aapka haath pakdu aur achanak kuch ho jaaye to shayad,
Me Aapka haath chhod du.

LEKIN agar Aap Mera haath pakdenge to,
Main janti hu ke chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye.

“AAP MERA HAATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE”

GREAT LOVE.

“Aaj bhi Bacche haath chhod dete hai,
Maa-Baap nahi”

Luv Ur Parents..
Dedicated to our “PARENT’S”.


Tags : ( Family ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 776
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