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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean


Life is really nothing without love and care. Give it to everyone but don't expect it back. Because it's 'feel' not a 'deal'.

Good Morning!

Tags : ( Good Morning ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean


Age hasn't spoiled you a bit! But then... how could it, you're so young!

Happy Birthday!

Tags : ( Birthday ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 132
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By:Ramesh Kumar In:Clean


Can you find an anagram of PROBATIONS?

Tags : ( Puzzles and Riddles ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 52
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By:harryk In:Clean


A girl was sitting on a park bench.

Beggar: Hi sweetheart.

Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?

Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?

Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean


Pathan saw a board in the middle of a river, he tried to read, but he can't read it.

So, he swim into the river and read,

"Crocodile Inside - Don't Swim"!

Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 232
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By:harryk In:Clean


I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!

Tags : ( Insults ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 140
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean


On some days, I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running!

Tags : ( Health, Dieting and Exercise ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 108
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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean


Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.

Boy: Woh Dekh Tere Papa!

Tags : ( Hinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 124
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean


Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?

Santa: Beer in each hand!

Tags : ( Alcohol ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 104
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean


Future exam pattern in India:

General students - Answer all questions.

General students (girls) - Any three out of ten. (33% of total)

OBC - Write any question.

SC - Only read questions.

ST - Thank you for coming.

Gujjars/Jats - Thank you for allowing others to attend the examination.

Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 452
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean


Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening!

Tags : ( Interesting ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 76
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean


It's OK if some people don't like you... because everybody doesn't have a good taste!

Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 116
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By:harryk In:Clean


Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.

Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?

Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!

Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:harryk In:Clean


I am not an alcoholic. I just have a lots of reasons to celebrate!

Tags : ( Alcohol ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 88
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By:Taran Assi In:Clean


Meanwhile, Alia Bhatt called up a Jat Bhai and told him that they can try Tatkal if they are not getting reservations!

Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 160
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean


Banta: My wife was extra concerned about my health today. She offered me milk instead of the usual morning tea.

Santa: She had to be worried. Today is Nag Panchami.

Happy Nag Panchami!


Tags : ( Nag Panchami ) - SMS Length: 272
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By:Alam Shazad Alam In:Special SMS


waqt noor ko be noor kardete hai .thode se jakham ko nasur kardete hai. kon chahta hai aapno se dur hona par waqt sab ko majbur kardete hai


Tags : ( Anna Hazare SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 188
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By:admin In:Language SMS


पप्पू ने अपनी अधियापिका से: मैडम क्या आप मुर्गी हो?
अध्यापिका: क्या बकवास कर रहे हो? मैं तुम्हें मुर्गी नज़र आती हूँ!
पप्पू: तो फिर आप मेरे हर टेस्ट में अंडे क्यों देती हो!


Tags : ( Hindi SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 592
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By:vijay gadge In:Jokes SMS


Har Karz Dosti Ka Ada Kaun Karega, Jab Hum Hi Na Rahenge To Dosti Kaun Karega, Aey Khuda Mere Doston Ko Salamat Rakhna, Varna Mere Jeene Ki Dua Kaun Karega.


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 208
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